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pirate water bottles PSOFThe Pirate Ship of Fools water bottles are here!

These water bottles are intended for the Pirate Ship of Fools only! Please include your forum name when ordering.  If the forum name isn’t included or it appears you’ve just registered because you love yellow bottles (for some bizzare reason) then your order will be refunded.

Anyway, the bottles … 750ml bottles (ok, they hold a little less than 750mls if that’s really important, about 720ml) made by the same people who do the SIS bottles.  Priced for the Pirates at the cheapest possible price to shift them quickly from my garage to your bike.

  • TWO BOTTLES @ £4.00 per bottle
  • FOUR BOTTLES @ £3.25 per bottle
  • EIGHT BOTTLES @ £2.87 per bottle

Prices may change at any moment depending on whether I’ve made yet another mistake!  Once purchased the price won’t change on your order of course.  All prices include postage which will be either first class or second class.

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Please include your forum name in the notes section when ordering or your will be refunded, thanks.

Name: TWO WATER BOTTLES – for Pirates.
Description: 2 x Pirate Ship of Fools 750ish ml Water Bottle
Price: £7.99

Name: FOUR WATER BOTTLES – for Pirates.
Description: 4 x Pirate Ship of Fools 750ish ml Water Bottle
Price: £12.99

Name: EIGHT WATER BOTTLES – for Pirates.
Description: 8 x Pirate Ship of Fools 750ish ml Water Bottle
Price: £22.99


For overseas orders or if you want to order more than eight bottles please just email me and we can sort something out thepirateshipoffools@googlemail.com

Pricing favours larger orders so I can clear some space in the garage and restore my bank balance to a postive number.
All payments to be by paypal only.
All purchases via the website only.
Prices may increase slightly in the near future as i’m sure i’ve miscalculated these costs.
Delivery of bottles is via royal mail and not at races, training events etc.

Technical Information

  • Bottle blow molded using premium quality Low Density Polyethylene (LDPE).
  • Cap Injection molded using premium quality High Density Polyethylene (HDPE).
  • Screw-on cap design ensures easy opening for refilling, cleaning and prevents leaks.
  • Pulling Spout made from the highest quality British made thermoplastic rubber, they are probably the best in the business! The unique feature of the spout is that it actually works better the more you use it as opposed to the traditional LDPE/HDPE spouts that tend to deteriorate with use.
  • Thoroughly clean bottles before first use and then after every use to prevent bacteria build-up
  • Dishwasher safe as long as they are placed on the lower shelf on cool or normal settings only. On 65° settings plastic will shrink and caps    will no longer fit properly and therefore may leak.
  • Bisphenol A (BPA) is not present in our products.
  • All materials are food safe & conform to EU regulation EU 1935/2004

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